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Thoughts on the new Star Wars movies

August 18, 2018 By Guy Windsor 8 Comments

The trumpet-blast of the Star Wars theme when that logo hits the screen transports me instantly back to the age of 11. Everything onscreen after that gets absorbed with the absolute trust and lack of cynicism that you’d expect of a person who still maybe sort of believes in Santa Claus. It’s magic, pure and simple.

So don’t come to me for an adult response to these movies. 

I loved The Force Awakens. It was pure Star Wars. 

Rogue One is arguably a much better film, and I enjoyed it, but to me it didn’t deliver the heroin-injection of Star Wars magic that I was expecting until the very last moments when Darth Vader lit up his lightsaber. That’s when I really understood that the key, essential, thing that makes Star Wars Star Wars for me is the Jedi stuff. Lightsabers. Force chokes. Magic.

The Last Jedi delivered Jedi magic in spades, and I loved it. Best movie of the franchise, perhaps. They even snuck Yoda in there. So you can imagine my horror and disgust to learn about the self-styled ‘true fans’ getting up in arms about how rubbish it was, because it has women in non-sexualised roles, and even, gods forfend, not-white people in major roles. And even, horrors, not-white-women-in-not-sexualised-roles. Oh no! What is the world coming to! Next we’ll have to give them equal pay for equal work! (I actually tried to explain the wage gap to my daughters. They were initially baffled, as in ‘how is that possible’, and then furious. I think their future employers may find themselves on the sticky end of an arm-bar if they try to pull that shit.)

In other words, a bunch of entitled whiteboy wankers are furious that ‘their’ franchise has been taken over by nasty girls and nasty brown people. This is plainly disgusting, and the cultural tip of a gigantic iceberg of misogyny and racism. But it has also had the unintended consequence of making it seem like the movie is a shibboleth for arseholes. Decent folk who like equality like the movie: stinkers do not. But that is just not true. I have several friends whom I know to be as un-racist and pro-feminist as it’s possible to be with white skin and a penis who couldn’t stand the film. And I think I know why (because one such friend articulated it very clearly). They went hoping for the same experience that they had when they saw Empire Strikes Back in the cinema at the age of 11. And their grown-up movie sensibilities just can’t enjoy a film so completely filled with plot holes, red herrings, and ‘Doh!’ moments. 

So let me say this loud and clear: you can be massively disappointed in the new Star Wars movies, and still be a decent person. 

But I’m still 11 and still believe in the Force, so the critical faculties I bring to bear on things like the study of medieval manuscripts are completely switched off by the hum of a lightsaber. I can see all those flaws, but I just don’t care. It’s Star Wars. I mean, just look at this image:

There is simply no good reason ever to hold a blade like that, still less one that’s made of goddam plasma. Her head is entirely unprotected: No! If her opponent taps her blade, it will cut her own left arm off: No! But during the movie itself, I barely notice that kind of thing.

So there was just no way I was going to miss the latest in-between-isode, Solo. I was going to go on my own because my kids professed to hate Star Wars, having never seen any of it. But the rank injustice of me getting to go to the movies without them made them object, and ask to come. I said they could, but only if they were likely to enjoy it, so first they had to watch a Star Wars movie at home with me. Then if they liked it, they could come, and if they didn’t, then they wouldn’t want to come. Seemed fair all round.

There are some critical parenting moments that you can see coming in advance. This was one. I had one shot to get my daughters, aged 9 and 11, into Star Wars, so I had to pick the right film. 

Episodes I-III? No fucking way. Despite the ubiquity of Jedi in these films, they are so bad. And Jar-Jar? No. But also the new movie is all about Han Solo, so it would make sense if they saw a film with him in it. In fact, those episodes were in sore need of a Han-like character to leaven them. So, of the Han movies:

Episode IV, A New Hope? Probably a bit too long and serious.

Episode V, The Empire Strikes Back? Probably a bit too dark in places.

Episode VII, The Force Awakens has Han, but he dies. Not so good.

The clear, obvious choice was Episode VI, Return of the Jedi. We watched it, and my girls have been rabid fans ever since. During the lightsaber fight between Luke and Vader at the end, Katriina turned to me and said “they don’t really know how to swordfight, do they daddy?” but it didn’t spoil their enjoyment. It was the Ewoks that did it. Only kids like Ewoks, I think

But you know what? These are kids’ movies. When RTJ came out, all my friends saw it. We were 12. One of them had his mother make him a goddam Ewok suit.

So I took them to see Solo, and they enjoyed it, it was ok. Nice to see Chewbacca (kids love Chewie too, because he’s basically a giant Ewok). Nice to see that the main baddy-not-baddy was a girl too, and one of the goody-baddies (these are technical terms, do try to keep up). But it was too much of a boy’s movie. I liked it, but it wasn’t really a Star Wars film- no Jedi.

 My daughters have now seen all the movies, and thought the first three were too slow, but they really liked… wait for it… Jar Jar. Because he’s funny in a way children understand, and they just don’t know enough to catch the really unpleasant racist undertow.

Their favourite movie is The Last Jedi. It’s because of the women. Rey. Leia. Rose. Even the purple haired admiral whose name I forget, whom every single one of my friends who don’t like the film hate with a fiery passion. In almost every scene, there are women for my daughters to look up to, whose purpose has nothing to do with being attractive to the boys. 

Some franchises start out aimed at one demographic, and try to grow up with that group. Harry Potter is a good example: the books start with him aged 11, and end at 18, and get more and more adult as you go (up to a point). For the first generation reading them as they were published, Harry, Ron and Hermione were always their age. Batman also changed over time. In the 60s, it was really clearly a kids show. Then as the graphic novels got darker (starting with Frank Miller’s Dark Knight in 1986), and the movies started to emerge (with Tim Burton directing the first, in 1989), kids who had enjoyed the tv show reruns at the age of 6 had something much more grown-up to sink their teeth into at 16, and 26.

But Star Wars never did that. Arguably the most adult of the movies are the first two, episodes IV and V; and the franchise was taken over by Disney, for goodness’ sake. They are not well known as a studio for producing gritty dark realism. They’re famous for movies like Bambi and Frozen. Why grown-ups would go to see a Disney Star Wars expecting a movie aimed at middle-aged nerds is beyond me.

So my advice with this franchise is this: if you can get into the mental state of an 11-year-old (something I find disturbingly easy to do, but it seems not all adults have the trick of it), then watch them. Otherwise, leave them to the kids. Because then they might grow up just like me.

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Comments

  1. Dawfydd Kelly says

    August 18, 2018 at 20:31

    Well said Guy.
    Whilst I lose most critical functions when watching a Star Wars movie (or the likes of Clone Wars and Rebels) I can understand why folks might not like them. What I really can’t understand is those who use this dislike as an excuse to spew hate and to harass the cast and crew.

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    • Guy Windsor says

      August 18, 2018 at 21:00

      Thanks! glad you like it. Yes, I don’t get why folk who *didn’t* pay Lucas 500mil. for the rights seem to think they own the franchise.

      Reply
      • Michael Kelly says

        August 19, 2018 at 23:35

        You don’t understand why longtime fans who have invested years into the franchise and are the reason it is profitable get upset when people who have openly stated they aren’t fans of that franchise and have no respect for its legacy or characters?

        Seriously!?

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    • Paul Wurr says

      August 18, 2018 at 23:56

      The blue pill is strong with this one 😛

      Agenda based rants aside, crap films. Wasted characters (Finn and Phasma had so much potential!), devoid of wonder, seems to teach kids that all they need to do to be a hero is…nothing, the world owes them.

      NONE of which can be laid at the feet of the cast, the stupidity of anyone “blaming the tool” baffles me.

      Reply
  2. John Alfred Graham says

    August 18, 2018 at 23:39

    As the worlds oldest 11 year old, I agree completely with your insightful analysis… I was 32 when episode IV was first shown. No one in their right mind would fight with a laser sword when you can just shoot them, unless you are entertaining 11 year olds, of any age.

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  3. Michael Kelly says

    August 19, 2018 at 23:28

    Seriously!? I don’t dispute that their are butthurt people crying because of what they see as diversity for diversity’s sake, but on all levels TLJ was a horrible movie. I loved Rogue One and argue it is probably the best film in the franchise surpassing even Empire, so this isn’t about ‘strong female/minority characters’ which Star Wars has always had. The film is poorly written and executed, and has no respect for the legacy of the franchise or it’s characters.

    TFA was redundant but an enjoyable movie in its own right. There were issues with why Rey was so powerful and have control of the force, but the foundation was laid for her parents to be be either Luke or Leia or for her to have at least trained to be a Jedi so her abilities were plausible. That idea was obliterated in TLJ and no amount of heavy handed retconning (which LucasFilm will surely do in episode IX) will change that. Luke had no idea who she was and neither did Kylo Ren. That was obvious… And don’t get me started on Leia Poppins or what the did to Luke, neither of which makes any sense, especially Luke’s change.

    It makes you feel good to dismiss the criticism as butthurt chavenism, but the movie sucked and they destroyed and enthusiasm I and a great many others have for the franchise. They killed the golden goose and are getting what they deserve.

    But keep blaming the criticism on bullshit SJW boogeymen if it makes you feel better.

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  4. Peter Koperdan says

    September 17, 2018 at 07:25

    Hi Guy. Star Wars hate is a complex topic. It’s easy to frame it as racist mysogynysts vs the good guys. However, life is not black and white and this issue isn’t either. Your article indicates that you perhaps lack a lot of relevant data regarding this topic. In case you haven’t chosen a side yet and try to walk the middle way, try to investigate this topic and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Knowledge gives you power, especially to live your life aligned with reality as much as possible. Yes, often the reality is not what we want it to be, but that’s just the way it is.

    Reply
    • Guy Windsor says

      September 18, 2018 at 19:13

      As I clearly state in the article, I reject the framing you refer to. Did you actually read it?

      Reply

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